MLP: What are you doing here?!

"Rainbow...? Ah got a couple questions Ah've a mind ta ask ya if'n you don't mind..."

*Stirring* *Snort* "H-huh?"

"Uhh... one: Where the hay are we?"

*Blink* "Uhhh..."

"And two: Why don't Ah remember nothin' 'bout last night?"

"Ummm..."

"And while we're on the subject, why do you have bite marks on yer wing?"

"Actually, I'm kinda wondering why I reek of apples..."

*Staring at each other*

*Eyes bulge and blushes appear*

"AH SURE DON'T REMEMBER NOTHIN'!"

"Y-Y-YEAH! ME NEITHER! Totally don't remember doing anything weird with my best friend last night at ALL!"

"Not a thing!"

"As if!"

"Yeah right!"

"Whatever!"

*Glimpse at each other*

"N-n-not that that'd be a super-ultra-terribly-awful th-thing..."

"N-no! N-not at all! J-just a little to much ta drink is all..."

"Totally!"

"Fer sure!"

*Turn to stare at each other*

*1 HOUR LATER*

*AJ snuggled in RD's bosom* "Last night's startin' ta come back to me..."